My Sphere of Debauchery and Insight

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“selective reinforcement of the bible/ religion”
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“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.”

halloweenjackconnell:

perfectlyqueer:

snafflebithumptywink:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

sherbertsheperton:

That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”

Quite literally.

Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD

And goddesses.

And demigoddesses.

And nymphs.

And one dude.

Your childhood has just been ruined, and it has never been funnier.

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youranatomyisawesome:

AWDJAOPWDJPAJW THIS IS SO COOL

we watched a video like this in biology in year 9 and one of the guys in the class fainted and got stuck under a tap.poor sam. he’s like a possum when it comes to squishy stuff.  
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